Excerpts from the script Laura: But, Matt, you can't leave me - I love only you! Matt: But if I don't go, Dr. Superbad will destroy the city with his evil ninja powers! Laura: I don't care - We were meant for each other, and we need to be together! Matt: But I don't even like you! Don't you get the hint? Every night, it's the same thing: Wanna come over to my place and shag? you ask, and every night I reply, Uh, no.. Dr. Destructo is trying to take over the universe... again. How many galactic crises do you think there are? You just won't buzz off! Laura: er... um... But what about the baby? Matt: What baby? Laura: Your baby! Matt: My Baby? I don't have a baby! Laura: Yes you do! I'm pregnant! Matt: No you're not. Laura: Shut up. Matt: Actually, that could be true - you have been putting on weight lately... Laura: Why you...! *SMACK!!*